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(This is part two of what seems seems to be becoming a never-ending series about the madness of potty training in the Unscripted household)

We’re a pretty modern household, so we decided to trade in the do-it-yourself chamber pots for a real, state-of-the-art potty. Still stuck on the idea that this would all be easier with Speedy fully involved, I let my little man pick out the right potty for him.

This time I decided to not tell the human loudspeaker what we were doing until we got to the back of the store. Instead, we played Speed Racer all the way to the baby section, screeching around corners while cutting through the men’s socks (I have no idea how we have not been thrown out of there yet).

When we got to the potties, I let Speedy in on the secret. He instantly chose the one potty that looks like it came straight from the Pee-Wee Herman show that freaked me out as a kid. It had a big, animated smiley face on the “tank,” a bowl with a lid and even a toilet paper holder. Here is the even more Pee-Wee Herman part – it sings as soon as you “go potty.”

As freaky as it sounds, who wouldn’t want to pee in a singing potty?

Method 3: Chocolate and the Singing Potty

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