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Lauren Salkin replied to Sandie Lee's discussion 'Any Good Writing News to Share?' in the group Bloggers and Writers
Congratulations!!!! I need to submit more. I have some dark short stories I need to finish revising and find magazines that publish humor or satire. It's a really small market. Any one have any suggestions?
Jun 11, 2010
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Asperger is not a Cheese.

The name Asperger always reminded me of Limburger, the smelly cheese.Yes, Asperger's Syndrome also stinks but in other . . . let me count the ways. Socially, developmentally, organizationally, motivationally. Sick of the Ly's yet?That's okay, because I'm done with the intro and moving…See More
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Joanna commented on Lauren Salkin's blog post 'Spam Facebook Friends.'
Nice post Lauren! I get spam from time to time, and everywhere! Some random people adding me and saying they would love a date or something. It is kinda weird and annoying. Wish there is better spam filter. Joanna
May 4, 2010
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Spam Facebook Friends.

Mr Successful. Antonietta Willa.Ross Dalang.Curtis Mignon. Continued . . . Learn how to seduce anyone you want!Someone in your town has a crush on you.Important information for users of Dapakote.Get chest support even in the water.Continued . . . Read more athttp://thinkspin.blogspot.comSee More
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hi lauren! i saw you comment on the bloggers and writers group so i thought i'd check out your blog. have a great weekend!
Apr 11, 2010
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Office Noir: Secretaria Dim Wittus

Secretaria stared at her "to-do" list until the words grew hazy. Unfortunately, for Secretaria, "to dos" often turned into "to don'ts," a much longer list.If success were predicated on whoever had the longest "to-don't" list, Secretaria would surely have been the Guinness Book winner in the category. That's why she grew her hair long. She dreamed of holding that title one day, too. Her nails were another story since they always broke and never grew back fast enough after filing, despite the…See More
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Lauren Salkin and Marissa Oachs are now friends Mar 1, 2010
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Lauren Salkin replied to Ivy's discussion 'Unscripted Break' in the group Bloggers and Writers
Wow! I'm glad you're okay.
Feb 25, 2010
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Lauren Salkin replied to Ivy's discussion 'Lessons I've learned from moving my blog to a new server' in the group Bloggers and Writers
I guess it will always be a work in progress. Did you keep a diary while doing the upgrade? It would great if you could do a series of posts about it or even a ebook. I also would like to move to a different hosting service one day. I have a domain…
Feb 13, 2010
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WTF Friday: Shopping Center Considers Women Special Needs Drivers.

Car park offers wider spaces, signs to help women drivers in need | News.com.auOh men and their need to malign women drivers. Are we really autodysfunctional or just preoccupied with stuff, like screaming kids andhusbands yelling at us to "hurry…See More
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Lauren Salkin joined Joanna's group Jan 30, 2010
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WTF Friday: Golf Lessons - Tiger's Bawdy Bogies.

Tiger Swings and Ends up in the Rough.As much as I distaste Hollywood gossip, I have to admit being fascinated by the number of Tiger Woods indiscretions, which, as of 2:25 p.m. Fri Jan 29, comes to a total of 11 women. Poor verb choice.Tiger, who it seems is quite the multi tasker, even had time to practice his other swinging technique on the course, which also involves a shaft, a head, and balls. Do you see a pattern here?Read more…See More
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Old MadTV Parody of New Apple IPad.

Several years ago, MadTV, a comedy show on Fox that ran at the same time as SNL, did a Parody of a fake…See More
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Lauren Salkin commented on Lauren Salkin's blog post 'CSI Kitchen: The Cook that Slaughtered the Sauce.'
Thanks. I'm just a disaster in the kitchen. I think it's because I'm ADD. Reading a recipe is like deciphering an ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic.
Jan 26, 2010
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Holly Bowne commented on Lauren Salkin's blog post 'CSI Kitchen: The Cook that Slaughtered the Sauce.'
That was a cute post, Lauren! I've been known to be somewhat hazardous in the kitchen myself. Now where did that darn chef get to...
Jan 26, 2010

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Asperger is not a Cheese.



The name Asperger always reminded me of Limburger, the smelly cheese.



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Posted on May 17, 2010 at 12:20pm

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Spam Facebook Friends.





Mr Successful.

Antonietta Willa.
Ross Dalang.

Curtis Mignon.

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Posted on May 3, 2010 at 9:25am — 1 Comment

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Office Noir: Secretaria Dim Wittus



Secretaria stared at her "to-do" list until the words grew hazy. Unfortunately, for Secretaria, "to dos" often turned into "to don'ts," a much longer list.



If success were predicated on whoever had the longest "to-don't" list, Secretaria would surely have been the Guinness Book winner in the category. That's why she grew her hair long. She dreamed of holding that title one day, too. Her nails were another story since they always broke and never grew back fast enough after filing,… Continue

Posted on April 1, 2010 at 11:52am

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WTF Friday: Shopping Center Considers Women Special Needs Drivers.

Car park offers wider spaces, signs to help women drivers in need | News.com.au







Oh men and their need to malign women drivers. Are we really… Continue

Posted on February 12, 2010 at 10:25pm

Lauren Salkin

WTF Friday: Golf Lessons - Tiger's Bawdy Bogies.

Tiger Swings and Ends up in the Rough.



As much as I distaste Hollywood gossip, I have to admit being fascinated by the number of Tiger Woods indiscretions, which, as of 2:25 p.m. Fri Jan 29, comes to a total of 11 women. Poor verb choice.



Tiger, who it seems is quite the multi tasker, even had time to practice his other swinging technique on the course, which also involves a shaft, a head, and balls. Do you see a pattern here?…



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At 10:46pm on April 10, 2010, ericka clayericka clay said…
hi lauren! i saw you comment on the bloggers and writers group so i thought i'd check out your blog. have a great weekend!
At 10:08am on January 19, 2010, Lauren SalkinLauren Salkin said…
Thank you for the invitation. I will try to devote time to the group. I'm a little overwhelmed with stuff at the moment.
At 10:04am on January 19, 2010, lily ashleylily ashley said…
Hi Lauren,
thank you for joining the 365 group , i hope you enjoy it ;)
At 9:03pm on January 6, 2010, lily ashleylily ashley said…
Hi lauren,
Welcome and thank you very much for joining California Mama's group
Please feel free to send me any suggestions you may have for anything ;)

Again welcome,
Lily
At 9:14pm on November 22, 2009, Amanda Winters - the A+ PlanAmanda Winters - the A+ Plan said…
Sure! I work on health, career, relationships, you name it, so let me know if you decide you do want that consultation, and I'd be happy to schedule you. I have you on the list to receive my newsletter, so that'll be coming to you on the 1st! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
At 9:32pm on November 10, 2009, Amanda Winters - the A+ PlanAmanda Winters - the A+ Plan said…
So glad you enjoyed the post! Let me know if you'd like me to add you to the monthly newsletter (email) and/or if you'd like to receive a complimentary phone consultation to look and feel your best! My web site is www.aplusplan.com. Good luck!
At 10:12pm on October 2, 2009, JoannaJoanna said…
Hi Lauren,
Just curious, what is the commenting service that you were working on?
Jo
At 11:30am on September 16, 2009, JoannaJoanna said…
Oh really? Are you there on vacation? I have not been to Jamaica. Would love to see some pictures:):)

Jo
At 5:10am on September 16, 2009, Lauren SalkinLauren Salkin said…
Actually, I'm in Jamaica this week, so I'm getting plenty of exercise.
At 12:31am on September 16, 2009, JoannaJoanna said…
Hi Lauren,
Just thinking about you. Hope you were able to squeeze in some exercising since last time we chatted:) Let us know if we can help!
Joanna

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