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  • Ridgefield, CT
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Congratulations!!!! I need to submit more. I have some dark short stories I need to finish revising and find magazines that publish humor or satire. It's a really small market. Any one have any suggestions?
June 11
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The name Asperger always reminded me of Limburger, the smelly cheese. Yes, Asperger's Syndrome also stinks but in other . . . let me count the ways. Socially, developmentally, organizationally, motivationally. Sick of the Ly's yet? That's okay, b…
May 17
Nice post Lauren! I get spam from time to time, and everywhere! Some random people adding me and saying they would love a date or something. It is kinda weird and annoying. Wish there is better spam filter. Joanna
May 4
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Mr Successful. Antonietta Willa. Ross Dalang. Curtis Mignon. Continued . . . Learn how to seduce anyone you want! Someone in your town has a crush on you. Important information for users of Dapakote. Get chest support even in the water.Continued…
May 3
April 10
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Secretaria stared at her "to-do" list until the words grew hazy. Unfortunately, for Secretaria, "to dos" often turned into "to don'ts," a much longer list.If success were predicated on whoever had the longest "to-don't" list, Secretaria would surely…
April 1
Lauren Salkin and Marissa Oachs are now friends
February 28
Wow! I'm glad you're okay.
February 25
I guess it will always be a work in progress. Did you keep a diary while doing the upgrade? It would great if you could do a series of posts about it or even a ebook. I also would like to move to a different hosting service one day. I have a domain…
February 13
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Car park offers wider spaces, signs to help women drivers in need | News.com.au Oh men and their need to malign women drivers. Are we really auto dysfunctional or just preoccupied with stuff, like screaming kids and husbands yelling at us to "…
February 12
Lauren Salkin and CinCin are now friends
February 2
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If you have just joined this community, or you just want to connect with other women in the community, feel free to stop by this cafe, have a cup of coffee, and chat with other amazing women!
January 30
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Tiger Swings and Ends up in the Rough. As much as I distaste Hollywood gossip, I have to admit being fascinated by the number of Tiger Woods indiscretions, which, as of 2:25 p.m. Fri Jan 29, comes to a total of 11 women. Poor verb choice. Tiger, w…
January 29
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Several years ago, MadTV, a comedy show on Fox that ran at the same time as SNL, did a Parody of a fake Apple product they called the IPad for women. You get the picture. Now see the video. http://thinkspin.blogspot.com That's why choosing the pro…
January 28
Thanks. I'm just a disaster in the kitchen. I think it's because I'm ADD. Reading a recipe is like deciphering an ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic.
January 25
That was a cute post, Lauren! I've been known to be somewhat hazardous in the kitchen myself. Now where did that darn chef get to...
January 25

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Asperger is not a Cheese.



The name Asperger always reminded me of Limburger, the smelly cheese.




Yes, Asperger's Syndrome also stinks but in other . . .

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Posted on May 17, 2010 at 12:20pm —

Lauren Salkin

Spam Facebook Friends.




Mr Successful.
Antonietta Willa.

Ross Dalang.

Curtis Mignon.
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Posted on May 3, 2010 at 9:25am — 1 Comment

Lauren Salkin

Office Noir: Secretaria Dim Wittus


Secretaria stared at her "to-do" list until the words grew hazy. Unfortunately, for Secretaria, "to dos" often turned into "to don'ts," a much longer list.

If success were predicated on whoever had the longest "to-don't" list, Secretaria would surely have been the Guinness Book winner in the category. That's why she grew her hair long. She dreamed of holding that title one day, too. Her nails were another story since they always broke and never grew back fast enough after filing, d… Continue

Posted on April 1, 2010 at 11:52am —

Lauren Salkin

WTF Friday: Shopping Center Considers Women Special Needs Drivers.





Car park offers wider spaces, signs to help women drivers in need | News.com.au







Oh men and their need to malign women drivers. Are we really autContinue

Posted on February 12, 2010 at 10:25pm —

Lauren Salkin

WTF Friday: Golf Lessons - Tiger's Bawdy Bogies.

Tiger Swings and Ends up in the Rough.

As much as I distaste Hollywood gossip, I have to admit being fascinated by the number of Tiger Woods indiscretions, which, as of 2:25 p.m. Fri Jan 29, comes to a total of 11 women. Poor verb choice.

Tiger, who it seems is quite the multi tasker, even had time to practice his other swinging technique on the course, which also involves a shaft, a head, and balls. Do you see a pattern here?

ReaContinue

Posted on January 29, 2010 at 1:09pm —

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At 10:46pm on April 10, 2010, ericka clay said…
hi lauren! i saw you comment on the bloggers and writers group so i thought i'd check out your blog. have a great weekend!
At 10:08am on January 19, 2010, Lauren Salkin said…
Thank you for the invitation. I will try to devote time to the group. I'm a little overwhelmed with stuff at the moment.
At 10:04am on January 19, 2010, lily ashley said…
Hi Lauren,
thank you for joining the 365 group , i hope you enjoy it ;)
At 9:03pm on January 6, 2010, lily ashley said…
Hi lauren,
Welcome and thank you very much for joining California Mama's group
Please feel free to send me any suggestions you may have for anything ;)

Again welcome,
Lily
At 9:14pm on November 22, 2009, Amanda Winters - the A+ Plan said…
Sure! I work on health, career, relationships, you name it, so let me know if you decide you do want that consultation, and I'd be happy to schedule you. I have you on the list to receive my newsletter, so that'll be coming to you on the 1st! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
At 9:32pm on November 10, 2009, Amanda Winters - the A+ Plan said…
So glad you enjoyed the post! Let me know if you'd like me to add you to the monthly newsletter (email) and/or if you'd like to receive a complimentary phone consultation to look and feel your best! My web site is www.aplusplan.com. Good luck!
At 10:12pm on October 2, 2009, Joanna said…
Hi Lauren,
Just curious, what is the commenting service that you were working on?
Jo
At 11:30am on September 16, 2009, Joanna said…
Oh really? Are you there on vacation? I have not been to Jamaica. Would love to see some pictures:):)

Jo
At 5:10am on September 16, 2009, Lauren Salkin said…
Actually, I'm in Jamaica this week, so I'm getting plenty of exercise.
At 12:31am on September 16, 2009, Joanna said…
Hi Lauren,
Just thinking about you. Hope you were able to squeeze in some exercising since last time we chatted:) Let us know if we can help!
Joanna
 
 
 

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